THIS IS AKIBA: My imagining of how the Otaku will react to the Tsunami

POSEIDON: All we ask is a token of your submission to the will of Poseidon.

OTAKING LEONIDAS: Submission?

[Looks around. Clannad hugging pillow looks at him with moe eyes, and he nods.]

OTAKING LEONIDAS: [Draws Lance of Longinus] You come to my sacred land, offering slavery and death!

POSEIDON: This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!

OTAKING LEONIDAS: Madness… THIS. IS. AKIBA! [Kicks Poseidon into a hole]

Later…

JAPAN AUTHORITIES: This tsunami will blot out the sun!

OTAKU: Then we will fight in the shade.

Praying very hard for the Japanese people right now. I know a very small percentage of them believe in you, God, but spare their cute anime producing lives, if not for yourself, but for the happiness of the world, GUNDAM IT!

Text Copyright © Jacob Martin 2010. All Rights Reserved.

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#1 digitalboy on 02.27.10 at 10:27 pm

>> GUNDAM IT!

You got me. I lol’d.

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